![]() "Is there a 'No Smoking' policy here? Whatever, well, I got the idea for my masterpiece, after I had kicked a lot of alien ass. Duke smirked and placed his cigar in his mouth for a quick puff, before blowing out a small cloud of smoke. "Excuse me, Duke, where did you get inspiration for your autobiography, as it is a compelling read." Oprah asked while displaying one of the copies of the book to show the audience. Duke cracked his neck, as one of his babes scooted closer to him. With a cigar in one hand, and a pistol in the other, Duke Nukem was on the Oprah Winfrey Show, talking about his new autobiography titled "Why I'm So Great.". "Please, call me Duke." said the voice of a very familiar man, with sunglasses, and a babe around either arm. ![]() Xl: The verdict has been settled on, and we've taken everyone's votes into consideration, so, without further ado. DISCLAIMER: NO BABES WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS DEATH BATTLE.
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